“I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”
“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
by Sweet_D March 29, 2023
Get the hand grenade watermug. by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024
Get the Kenabeek Hand Grenademug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.mug. The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
Get the Jump on a grenademug. A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025
Get the Lemon Hand Grenademug. When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole
by I DID A THING, BRO!! September 17, 2023
Get the sex grenademug. 