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"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.

For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...

Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.

Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.

For example, used in a sentence and conversation:

John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.

Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
by John Olanzapine May 14, 2022
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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
omg who dropped their hotdog?
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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021
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Bass Communion

A side project by one of the most talented and gifted musicians of this era: Steven Wilson. Some of his songs are used in some Porcupine Tree songs. For example: The song "43553E99.01" was used in a Porcupine Tree track called "Lips Of Ashes".
Man 1: What are you listening to?
Man 2: I'm listening to Bass Communion
Man 1: Oh really? Isn't that a sophisticated side project by Steven Wilson?
Man 2: Yes, yes it is
by SophisticatedSurrealist July 28, 2021
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Bassing

to bust a nut, it really means" busting " but hidden enough for you to say it in public
AM BASSING... AMBATUKAM!!!
by RumbleOfMelancholicBass June 6, 2023
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Bass boosted

A word you call a fat person without people knowing you called them fat. “That guy over there is bass boosted”
by Uranium enrichment May 19, 2024
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Bubble bass

someone who is so fat and big that there round like a bubble bass
“Omg that girl is so bubble bass I hate her!”
“that bubble bass bitch needs to shut up
by Tiffanydaboss November 20, 2023
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bassing

playing music with loud bass
He was bassing in a car with subwoofers playing DJ Snake music.
by crashtestsdatabase February 2, 2017
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