short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021

Moon Barrel

When someone bends over and gives you a view of there elongated asshole.

Awe... man.... joe just got out of prison and he bent over in front of me and I seen what they did to that man's ass and it had been moon barreled.

by Surfster69 January 11, 2025

open barrel

An open barrel

"Is that a closed barrel ?. No its an open barrel."

by Yarbaconmuffin October 23, 2017

Barrel of monkeys

Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.

Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there

by Napoleon in rags99 January 12, 2024

Barrel chested man and bulldogge

Joanne, i said dont look this up!

My couch is deep enough for a barrel chested man and bulldogge, unlike Joanne and Darlene's, which is a 3 boy deep.

by RStantnick July 11, 2021

Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).

“I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous”

by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024

Cracker Barrel

Adjective
Definition: a word used to describe a outing room or subject that is over abundant with white people

I’m sorry man, I won’t make it to the party in time. I’m stuck with a Cracker Barrel

by Fijiwater101 September 10, 2022