Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.
Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!
Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!
Jon: ....
Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!
Jon: ....
by Co0ody January 14, 2008
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when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.
Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
by underdogg1 August 16, 2006
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Get the Bare bum the bandit mug.Someone who is in the “bowl cut bandit “ is someone who has had a bowl cut with their friends to look cool
“Aw yeah that boy who’s bird is a chinky is part of the bowl cut bandit I heard he gets battered with one boxing glove all the time “
by Reigve Douglas dad December 11, 2019
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Dude Lucas must have my nic i haven’t seen it all night. he is the nic stick bandit he probably has mine
by WaterOnWater March 22, 2021
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