The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.
Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.
There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.
There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!
Lee-yah: did what?
A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!
Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
Lee-yah: did what?
A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!
Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 08, 2023
a tunnel groundhogs use to see if it's cold outside and/or see if it's still winter. it's also where british people eat stinky fish and chips before heading to the orthodontist
by lc2401 September 08, 2010
An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.
by Cerealwithwater February 10, 2019
A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war
Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?
Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.
Person 1: ... bummer.
Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.
Person 1: ... bummer.
Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
by fury of a taco August 30, 2011
The act of "going deep" in the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual activity. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).
by Freezey-Nasty April 14, 2017
To engage in the act of "going deep" into the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual reasons. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).
by Freezey-Nasty April 14, 2017