A poor cut of beef from the rear of the cow, like sirloin or round, typically found at very affordable prices. Usually needs marinade or heavy seasoning to be pleasant to eat.
I sent my wife with a twenty to get some T-bone steak at the grocery store, but she came back with ass-steak.
by jabberwocky1981 April 7, 2011
Get the ass-steakmug. by Yuh Digg January 23, 2021
Get the Steak and Cheesemug. an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017
Get the michigan flat steakmug. by steaklover09 December 28, 2023
Get the steakmug. 1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much
2. A person who jerks off too much
"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."
"Have you seen our roommate?"
"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."
"Have you seen our roommate?"
"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."
by Solo Angus January 29, 2015
Get the steak-chokemug. by Ppdaddy6969 March 9, 2017
Get the steak saucingmug. Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021
Get the Jake the Steakmug.