Ruby

A little gnome with fancy fresh bangs. She is the manliest man to ever walk this manly earth. Dont mess with ruby.

“Is that ruby the garden gnome?”
“IT IS!!! RUN!!!”

by Bohuslava April 5, 2021

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Ruby Barker

Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”

“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.

by Captain Snap April 8, 2021

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Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.

“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

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Ruby’s have huge boobs . But they like to cover them up so they get no attention . Although they love master bating . A soon to be milf .

Omg Did You See Ruby?? Look At Her Huge Melons.

by iLuvMilfsss April 9, 2021

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Ruby

Honestly she’s such a queen but people tend to be mean to her because she’s so cool and funny. if you ask her your favorite color should probably say yellow mixed with clear.

someone: what’s your fav color?

Ruby: yellow mixed with clear

by fatmcmuffindonkeypoooinaspoon April 9, 2021

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