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dorm ball

Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops
we played an intense game of dorm ball at camp
i scored 5 times!
by twiss May 30, 2008
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Echo Ball

An addictive sport that has captured the hearts and souls of players and fans across the metropolitan downtown New York City area, west of Wall Street. The sport takes the best components of such sports as tennis, ping pong, hand ball, volleyball, etc. and masterfully combines them into one.

Equipment:
1) An official Echo Ball, which looks very similar to a standard tennis ball, but much more professional.

2) A wooden desk that is wider than long, approx. 12' W x 6' L. Desk must have 8 holes placed evenly apart. 4 holes on each side of the court. Each hole is approx. 6" W. and 1' L. A wooden divider splits the table in half horizontally and a line dissects the table vertically so that 4 equal quadrants are formed. The 8 square cut out wooden pieces remaining from the 8 holes on the desk are to be placed on the divider evenly across forming a porous net.

Rules:
A 2 or 4 player game. 4 player game is played as doubles.

The rules are similar to ping pong unless otherwise noted.

The wooden pieces on the divider are in play. Fallen pieces are reset after each point. Any nearby walls are in play and are not considered a bounce. Example, a ball that bounces in your end than hits off the wall and then into the opponent's side is a legal play.

In doubles, a "lop pass" is allowed which is a move in which a teammate hits the ball into the air and his teammate hits the ball down onto the opponent's side. This move can only occur after the serve and return have been put in play.
Garganese: What is this game that these guys have been playing the last 5 hours?

Sprachman: Game? Oh, you mean Echo Ball. Its not a game, its a sport.
by A true fan of the sport July 14, 2010
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balls orchestra

an orchestra of literal balls, often performing a somber tune indicating an undesirable situation; usually silent in the absence of a conductor; often referred to as "balls harmonic"
After I tripped on the stairs, I was ready to cue the balls orchestra.
by Ken Deezy December 24, 2008
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farty balls

Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.
Every time I sit in the Expedition and fart I get Farty balls.
by manny420 October 30, 2013
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The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.
Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
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Cutie Balls

a term created by me that is generally used as a term of endearment, as well as when referencing someone's testes (ones you might find particularly cute). The term can also be used when referencing anything particularly good.
Elizabeth: Look ! i just adopted a puppy !

Rose: awww cutie balls ! 🥺

*gets sent a dick pic*
Marie: omg cutie balls !

DD: i did really well on my AP exam !

Chris: that's so cutie balls ! good job !
by radiohorsecock May 9, 2021
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breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.
that dude has some amazing breeder balls
by pussypopexplosiongunsounds November 22, 2021
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