National Derek Day

the day when derek appeared and pooped on my butt

National derek day is today xoxo babe!

by SlimeyCreative October 11, 2021

National Freak Day

November 23, National Freak Day. The day you can be as freaky as you want and nobody can say anything about it.

Bae, lemme play wit dat pussy. it’s national freak day so you gone let me right?

by Kooqee?¿ November 22, 2020

National Fallout Day

National Fallout Day is celebrated on October 23rd, the day the bombs dropped in the Fallout Universe

“It’s National Fallout Day today so I’m going to celebrate by getting blasted”

by another settlement needs help May 5, 2021

National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!

National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

National Booty Day

April 21st is officially National Booty Day. All girls(or guys) must send a booty pic to their entire best friends list.

Wow! Today is National Booty Day! I cannot wait to see Jessica’s fat ass!

by bigdixknick21 April 18, 2020

National K Day

If you have a friend who name starts with a “K” you have to buy them something of their choice. You can’t say no. This day is October 4.

Kim: hey you know what day it is?
Ty: October 4th?

Kim: No it’s National K Day!!

by maRiklo October 2, 2021

National Dropkick Day

November 15th, you can dropkick anybody you like with no consequences

Person 1: hey dude
Person 2: what
1: it's national dropkick day
2:oh shi-

by Cubby P November 2, 2020