Nothing

The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.

Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

connie knows nothing

When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.

Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing

by lesbianofthelake December 7, 2019

nothing

Nothing.

There is nothing in the new house

by ftrfeyvuvbru January 17, 2022

Nothing ever happens

When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.

Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.

In the end nothing happened

by Refugee chud May 10, 2024

Enjoy Nothing

To say to your enemy, rival or someone who hates you. You say it when they are in a predicament.

Teacher: "Jake you got a F on your test!"
Josh: "Enjoy nothing after school today!"

by WhatAreThose! August 17, 2015

just do nothing

the only winning move is not to play

1: "how do i win the game?"
2: "just do nothing."

by Johnny Vein August 21, 2025

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Person in relation to another person who has none consanguinity, none common ancestor, none kinship by affinity, none kinship by indefinite classification, none kinship by adoption and none other kind of kinship.
11- Relative's lover.
12- Relative-in-law's lover.

Collateral relatives's parents-in-law = nothing relationally.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021