She was such a hoss in the gym that I fantasized about getting her back to my place and giving her a Salty Miller.
by Spanksee May 17, 2023

A wonderful person. Someone you should keep in your life no matter what. Someone who is loyal and dedicated to making sure you are happy, healthy and safe. Jayden Miller is the best boyfriend a girl can have. Whatever you do don't leave him ever. If you happen to have a Jayden and his last name hapens to be Miller, take care of him. He's a sweet guy that only wants the best for you. Hold onto him. Also what are you doing reading this go call your boo!!!!
by sotnedjellyfish November 25, 2023

When one mentions something could mean 1 of 2 things and then proceeds to list more than two things.
Guy1: My kid keeps biting his hands. I’m not sure why.
Guy2: That could be 1 of 2 things. 1. He is teething. 2. He has a sore on his hand. 3. He has jelly on his fingers and really likes jelly.
Guy1: Dude, stop Millering me.
Guy2: That could be 1 of 2 things. 1. He is teething. 2. He has a sore on his hand. 3. He has jelly on his fingers and really likes jelly.
Guy1: Dude, stop Millering me.
by iJudgeee May 21, 2020

He waits for Shawna Conover. Loves her unconditionally. She is his home. Stan Miller will have no other. His heart is hers.
by Stanimal Miller July 20, 2019

Zesty twinky bottom who is often found touching his close coworker Mr. D. Gets a lot of grindr notifications and has to go bathroom to “talk to his mom” wink wink. Is summoned by the mentioning AIDS, grindr, HIV, lesbians, and everything a little fruity. He’s not married but has a “roommate” that he loves to cuddle with. Scott pilgrim style. He definitely has a TWINKle in his eye when he gets those notifications. But overall he’s the sweetest guy you’ll meet.
by YesKing!!! January 30, 2024

Pulling a june miller:
"I had a beef with this guy in 2002 so i'm gonna get him kicked out"
Being June Miller'd
"You coming to this party? " "No I cant, I got June Miller'd after this Facebook argument"
Having a June Miller
"All my friends are going but im having a June Miller so Ill just watch Netflix till I pass out"
Going June Miller:
"This guy better stop looking at my girl before I go June Miller on his ass"
"I had a beef with this guy in 2002 so i'm gonna get him kicked out"
Being June Miller'd
"You coming to this party? " "No I cant, I got June Miller'd after this Facebook argument"
Having a June Miller
"All my friends are going but im having a June Miller so Ill just watch Netflix till I pass out"
Going June Miller:
"This guy better stop looking at my girl before I go June Miller on his ass"
by Angel7th June 9, 2017

by Lips94 April 22, 2017
