Jon

A Fatshit; Creator of The Gallage

That guy is HUGE, he must be a Jon

by Parzival1414 February 16, 2018

jon demskee

a crazy ass mother fuka
crazy fukin fighter
crazy pot-smoker
crazy drinker

"GOD Damn i chilled with jon demskee!"

by ???????!!!!!!!!!!?????!??!!??! December 22, 2008

Jon Tupi

A Local name for beanie hat in Bangladesh.
Tupi (/টুপি/) means Hat.

Context:
Mr. Jon Kabir introduced beanie hats in Bangladesh, slouchy beanies to be specific. As a macho, he pulled off beanies like no one else and slaying to this date.

Back to the story, as a trailblazer for beanie— it got popular overtime and started to become known as "Jon Tupi" and soon it took over the scene being "Jon Tupi" here.

- Are you wearing Jon Tupi?

- No, it's a beanie!

by retiredretardreturns January 14, 2024

jon arbuckle eyes

When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.

"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".

by Gertrude Ebenezer McGillicuddy April 10, 2024

Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".

Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......

by 79.123erect July 22, 2009

Jon

Jon is a guy who trys to fit in but deep down hes gay but doesnt want to admit it. He acts very gay and doesnt want to admit it. All of his friends know hes gay and he gets mad at them.

Wow did you see how gay jon was acting the other day? Yeah I know hes always like that Jon's pretty gay

by Longgggg November 27, 2018

jon olav

Its a norwegian name used for intelligent people or people that loves BMW, everyone else knows that BMW is bad, but this creature that spawns in Norway thinks it is good. His friends are usually idiots but he still loves them, if u ever meet a Jon Olav you are the luckiest guy ever because he is a cute boy.

"Hey did you meet my new friend he is into bmw"
"Dude he has to be a Jon Olav"

by ItzBirk March 16, 2018