jon demskee

a crazy ass mother fuka
crazy fukin fighter
crazy pot-smoker
crazy drinker

"GOD Damn i chilled with jon demskee!"

by ???????!!!!!!!!!!?????!??!!??! December 22, 2008

Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012

JON

he is a ranga

"do you know jon?"
"he he that ranga"
"ya, thats him."

by jonlikesmen October 6, 2022

pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans

He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.

by jondoee August 13, 2022

Jon Starbuck

An amazing, handsome, beautiful young man who works hard for money and has 0 exes. Crazy.. right?

Jon Starbuck is amazing!!!! He needs all the girls in the world!

by Jom1n December 12, 2025

Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

Jon

Jon is god. Jon created all. Jon is seen as a monkey to the blind eye. He may be a piece of paper but jon see's everything.

Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.

Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born

Speaker 1: today's Jonday
Speaker 2: yes we all love Jon

Speaker 1: praise the monkey God

by anonymous March 24, 2022