An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.
Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-
Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.
Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*
Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.
Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*
by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! April 22, 2020
Get the Jockemug. y'all saying jocks have no brain or are arrogant. tf bro have you ever met some SPORTY guy whose sports ethics are VALID yet he wants to have fun at parties? y'all influenced by stereotypes need to STOP.
that's it. a jock is an athletic, social, party animal guy.
the bastard is called BASTARD, not jock, and that's it lmao
that's it. a jock is an athletic, social, party animal guy.
the bastard is called BASTARD, not jock, and that's it lmao
jock is playing with his friends
a: oh. they're like, so good at sports.
b: yeah, they surely are jocks.
a: oh. they're like, so good at sports.
b: yeah, they surely are jocks.
by apoollo January 9, 2019
Get the jockmug. A generally sporty, bulky person. Often are assholes who have no respect for others except those who praise them or are also jocks. Some can be nice, but good luck finding one. Also for some reason are really great intercourse material for shallow people with no knowledge of the phrase “never judge a book by it’s cover”.
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
Get the Jockmug. Idiom, Irish origin~
esp. a scornful term used to convey a particular expression of disgust at the exceptional state of disrepair/bad condition of the item under discussion.
esp. a scornful term used to convey a particular expression of disgust at the exceptional state of disrepair/bad condition of the item under discussion.
"That yoke's in a fucking jock" Hench exclaims as we pull up to view a 1989 zxr400 motorcycle which was described as 'in good condition' on ebay after driving 65miles. And promptly leave.
by Graham, the throbbing one €==8 April 16, 2010
Get the Jockmug. Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 21, 2024
Get the Jock Soccermug. Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018
Get the jock in a wadmug. by Huckleberryloves November 17, 2022
Get the jock marketmug.