Jacob

Usually small kind of guy and Needs to pull his sleeve down
Typically looks like a pelican

That guy is such a Jacob

by jaaaga June 6, 2019

Jacob

He is a dumb fuck who only ever asks for nudes.

Jacob: send nudes
McKenna: no.. u are a jacob
Jacob: Im dying of cancer

by Your minecraft girlfriend May 18, 2019

Jacob Walters

A Kind Harted Person, With A Huge Personality, That Is Not Afraid Of The World And Loves Life, And is Very Good Looking.

"Wow, That Dude Is Such A Jacob Walters!"

by Alexandria Asking October 10, 2011

The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

Jacob Kaplan

Is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. Is a leader.

Jacob Kaplan is a name!

by Qaplan February 6, 2017

jacob shaw

this person who is a male i think has a mullet and dropped out of school at the age of 16 and was a diesel mechanic

jacob shaw is a alrightt person as he has a mullet

by this my person October 5, 2019

Jacob Ulrich

Jacob Ulrich is a guy who spends and extravagant amount of money for no profit

Did you hear Jacob Ulrich spent $50,000 on his car and can’t make it out of the LCS?

by Timofey Snipples March 27, 2022