Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned

Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.

by Jefe666 January 5, 2024

Japanese Eyeniscus

Medical terminology for the penis piss hole.
Also referred to as the Jap Eye

Man1: Sheeeee bro I think I got an infection in my Japanese Eyeniscus!

Man2: What the fuck are you talking about?

Man1: My fucking jap eye is leaking piss!

by Cockaddict April 17, 2022

Japanese tug

Japanese women with big breasts.

Jame's Japanese girlfriend is a Japanese tug.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Japanese gold

Japanese gold is gold in a different format. In this case, it is gold reserves. The term Japanese gold stems from Wall Street.

8 Million ounces of Japanese gold was purchased by the Czech National Bank

by LordofGrange July 6, 2025

Japanese Jerk

When you pull out of a girl to jerk off and cum on her back, then scream "Kamikaze" and stick it back in her and cum

last night I pulled a Japanese Jerk on my girlfriend and she's pissed

by Unclejazz April 8, 2025

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021