heartell

to tell something that was heard.

i heartell that samuel is a noob.

by marthinvasion April 14, 2010

Heart emote whore

Any male or female who over uses the heart emote ( <3) after sentences when responding to another person online.

This will make almost any comment made seem flirtatious in nature.

example of heart emote whore-

Oh hey Craig it was nice seeing you yesterday <3

Right back at you Alice! Loved dem boots <3

example in a sentence..

Dude... does Alice flirt with everyone or what? Nah man. thats just how she talks online. shes just a heart emote whore.

by omgzombieslol June 28, 2012

heartbroken

when u love someone and they supposedly love u, but one day they inform u they cant stay "faithful" to u. so u ask "so when i go to the marines to defend my country u will fuck random men" and they say yes.. it is the single worst feeling ever, u can never understand hearybreak until it happens to u. moral of the story is to never trust a woman/man and get attached to them ever. please trust me the pain is so intense u will want to die.

she told me she would plan on cheating on me in the marines. she said there is a great chance a dick will be inside her when im gone. i am forever heartbroken.

by usmclima January 8, 2013

Hearteries

The arteries connected directly to the heart.

Stop eating all that meat, your hearteries can't handle it!

by spacenomyous October 28, 2017

Heart Herpes

Romantic feelings you shouldn't have, for someone you shouldn't have them for, (usually a casual sex partner or friend.)
Catching heart herpes. herpes of the heart.

"I caught heart herpes for my friend with benefits."
"It's all fun and games til you catch heart herpes."

by NurseGraves April 29, 2019

Heart

You dont have to open your heart to everyone, or trust everyone. Just like you choose who you friends are, you also choose who you open your heart to. You dont have to open your heart to someone you never trusted, you don't owe them that.

You wouldn't open your heart to a surgeon you didnt feel that you could depend on with your life, and the same applies to people in life. You dont have to open your heart to somebody because they think you should. It's your heart, not theirs.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2020

Heartbeat Monster

Someone who uses a heartbeat Monitor for no reason

This fucking bomb squad issa heartbeat monster.

by The unholy October 19, 2020