by Lalustyler April 09, 2020
When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved
Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers
by Alollipoplover254 February 02, 2015
When something is really cringy yet it still manages to make you smile, maybe because it was nice or sweet.
Person 1: I'm going to be the entire planet soon.
Person 2: You're already my world ;)
Person 3: You just made me happy cringe.
Person 2: You're already my world ;)
Person 3: You just made me happy cringe.
by DatBoi2222 August 16, 2017
When the referee keeps blowing the damn whistle calling random ass bull shit fouls that make no god damn sense
Zpak: Yo!!! That ref blowin the whistle again, yo that bitch in the zone brah she's foul happy
Liljun: ah man that's booty
Liljun: ah man that's booty
by I'm just say in' December 06, 2014
by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017
by JJJJJJJJJMAN October 21, 2014
When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention
Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy
by OmeGa_Doughboy September 25, 2015