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gooch

i feel so gooch right now
by notwillb November 7, 2023
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The Gooch

Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy
Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch
by De Broekloze Bandiet April 14, 2017
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Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.
Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.
by HCG4 April 15, 2024
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Arm Gooch

Another word for weenus, the part of your arm that slightly resembles an actual gooch of sorts. Also can be a term to describe the part of your arm that continues to wave post wave during a parade type event.
Show me that arm gooch baby”
”damn I need to lift some weights my arm gooch is saggin
by Constable blueberry nips March 26, 2020
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Gooch

The Ball and Booty Juice Collector. Between the booty hole and ball sack.
As I scratch my balls I noticed the amount of juice built up in my Gooch.
by Truthteller36 January 21, 2022
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Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch
“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching
by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023
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Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.
Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"
by Mothbby226 May 20, 2024
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