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chocolate factory

1. A process inside the anus which produces shit as we know it.
2.The name of R. Kelly's new album

Coincidence? I think not.
That new R. Kelly album is a real chocolate factory.
by Ponch April 28, 2003
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chocobo

Marc:Bro did you see that large fucking bird??
Ariel:Ooh Shit look at that fucking Chocobo!!!!
by Deity23 May 19, 2009
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Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.
First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."
by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008
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Chocolate T Bag

When you straddle someones face while looking at their feet, then you T bag them and deficate on their face.
Last night this chick thought we were going to 69 and instead I surprised her with a chocolate T bag.
by RyanSt June 11, 2006
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White Chocolate

A totally fine white male that attracts women and men of all colors. Usually physically fit and extremely appealing without knowing it. Shy and reserved around strangers. If your lucky enough to get a peice of white chocolate he melts in your mouth and leaves a little left over on your chin.
As a conquest white chocolate keeps the fact that he has ben conquested to himself while slipping you the occasional shy smile when he sees you.
Lisa, look at that tasty peice of white chocolate over there!
Damn girl, he's fine!
I'm gonna get me a bite of that!
Watch it girl, run at him to fast and you will scare him away.
by Lori Anne August 29, 2010
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Chocolate News

Chocolate News is a satirical fake news show hosted and head written by David Alan Grier. Its a show with sketches on black culture and a focus on how Grier thinks typical African Americans view things. It is not even close to as terrible as the Mind of Mencia is but its quite boring and not even close to being as funny as Chappelle's Show.
bill: Do you wanna watch Mind of Mencia?

steve: Hell no!!!

bill: How bout Chocolate News?

Steve: No I'm not high enough right now. Lets watch Chappelle's Show instead.

Bill: Fuck yeah!!!
(turns Chappelle's Show on)

Tyrone Biggums: I smoke rocks.
by sEtH307 January 2, 2009
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Chocolate ride

by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009
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