Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)

The set of characteristics involving, but not limited to, a burning sensation around the anus and difficulty wiping. BBS often includes the associated condition of diarrhea. Though no clinical trial data exists, BBS is thought to highly correlate with the ingestion of spicy food.

I once ate a whole jar of peperoncini and then spent the next day suffering from "Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)."

by Enrique Rodriguez January 28, 2009

hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008

Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.

Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019

Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019

Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome

When the affected person cannot stop tickling their rectum no matter the circumstances and is kept from sleeping or doing anything that involves staying still.

"Bill, why are you always tickling your rectum?"
"I have Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome"
"Oh"

by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023

bald eagle in my butthole

My butthole is having spasms

I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole

by Bald eagles March 31, 2017

It's hotter than Dante's butthole!

Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!

"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"

by AWebster April 19, 2018