April 13th

A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born

I wish I was born on April 13th!

by terranze October 20, 2019

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April 16

Don’t send nudes today as you’ll be cursed to look like a dog for the rest of your life

Girl 1: i kinda wanna send nudes to him today
Girl 2: dumb whore don’t you know it’s April 16th right?

by geminitwofaced April 16, 2020

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April 30

National Kickass day
Kick someone's ass and tell them to pass it on.

*kicks ass*
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"Bro, it's April 30th, go and kick someone else's ass"

by rivstur April 25, 2020

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April 30th

National be with your girlfriend day! At this day your girlfriend and you can chill, watch a movie or celebrate something. Just remember to make your favorite food

“Sorry bro, it’s April 30th, I’m going to my girlfriend and have a great day”

by Thecoolgirlthathasaboyfriend March 15, 2020

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25 of April

Its the day the most sweet, funny, emotional, beautiful, kind and smart girl has her birthday. She might be an alien but she is perfect

"Is it the 25 of April?"
"Yes, its my babys' birthday"

by TheBestWhiteRapperSOUR October 21, 2019

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april 1st

my birthday.

if my birthday is april 1st, then my life and existence is a joke. hooray.

:' )

Person 1: Hey. Did you know that person *points to that random person* was born on April 1st?
Person 2: OMG, really? I can't believe their life and existence is a joke. Too bad for them.

by worldahyun November 2, 2019

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