Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 9, 2024

blimp nails

Coke nails on a big gurl

Look at baby girls blimp nails, dang gurl

by Eddie Torres E.T. August 22, 2021

Nailing 50 yarders

Secret gay code for engaging in Coitus with old men.

Ian is really feeling himself. I heard he’s nailing 50 yarders every weekend.

by Haywood Jblome November 12, 2020

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

Skank nails

Fingernails too long to wipe your ass, difficult hygiene, nasty

She probably has a hard time wiping her ass with those skank nails.

by Taintedbird July 19, 2025

Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.

Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.

by Pacingtons August 23, 2016

Nail Domination

When you let your nails grow to exactly 6 inches, make love with a female, with high velocity and force, until your nails fall off naturally

Dude, did you doggy her? No man, last night was a Nail Domination night

by gojosenpai March 22, 2021