Brian Parker

A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.
Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"
by Izquierda July 04, 2016
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Brian Nathanael

underrated gya piece of shit and he is adopted by a guy called mia khalifa and he is gay and fucks men
Friend : Hello guy.
Me : hi Brian Nathanael!
Friend : f u kid.
by Little kitty straight cat December 02, 2019
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Dirty Brian

When the sole reason you go to the gym is to see the old man schlongs in the locker room & you “accidentally” bump into them while changing .
I’m thinking of getting a planet fitness membership just so I can pull a dirty Brian .
by I’m an Icon September 14, 2021
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The Brian Hansen

A golf swing where the result is a wicked push followed by a giant slice. The ball ends up 250 yards out (2 fairways over) at an angle 75 degrees off line of intended target.
The Brian Hansen isn't easy. Seriously try it, you can't make a ball do this.
by xswing September 17, 2008
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Brian Laster

A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.
by Guywithasmallone October 21, 2018
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Brian May

the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song won´t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs
any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities

me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by crazy_queen_lovie <3 October 14, 2019
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Ukranian Brian

When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.
Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.
by ddeessttrrooyy May 03, 2021
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