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I'm like Poncio Pilates

On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…
So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .
by Reliance roy January 13, 2017
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act like future

acting like future” means like you’re acting like the rapper “Future”. You usually use the term when you want to act tough and a player like Future.
“he tryna act like future
“pov ur a lover girl forced to act like future”
by idkiwasbored01 November 21, 2023
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Drive-By Like

When someone “likes” one of your recent Facebook posts, but when you ask them about it, they have little recollection of having seen it.
“Dude, you “liked” my Facebook post about that chick that i put up Monday, and now you’re acting like you never saw it? Hmmm. Must’ve been a “drive-by like”.
by Rahad Jackson December 31, 2022
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A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”
by ottertots_ November 11, 2020
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felt like butter

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.

Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.

The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
"That snatch felt like butter"

"That 360 no scope felt like butter"

"That muscle up felt like butter"
by citizenkane06 August 6, 2021
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I like twin peaks

A code word used by a closeted gay man to let everyone know he wants to get fucked in the ass
by UltraMegatronPussy February 26, 2024
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