national sorbet day

national sorbet day is celebrated on the second day of september, aka no simp september, this day is for my friends birthday, known as sorbet. HEADASS CAN SIMP THIS MONTH BECAUSE ITS HIS BDAY. NOT BASED 😒

"HAVE YOU HEARD OF NATIONAL SORBET DAY I HEARD THEYRE CELEBRATING THE BDAY OF A HOT MAN"
"YES ITS MY BDAY IM THE HOT MAN"

by theheadassblank September 1, 2021

National kiss your crush

National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.

- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?

- No why would I?

- It's national kiss your crush day

by iDunno1245 November 8, 2019

National drop them out day

The 12 of July you drop your boobs out for a guy of your choice

National drop them out day

by Dj green July 4, 2021

National fuck day

National fuck day is October 8th and every body has sex

Montay: Roman I fucking today cause it’s national fuck day

Roman: same bros

by Big dick tay October 7, 2019

National Playdate Gru Day

National Playdate Gru Day Starts at May 5th, This is when we will blast our speakers with the playdate song by Melanie Martinez and dance like Gru in our neighbors/freinds.

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National Playdate Gru Day

by Jassy8310 April 27, 2024

National bully whales day

On April 20th all whales must be bullied

Guy: whales are bad and should be bullied
Other guy: well April 20th is national bully whales day

by National bully whales day April 19, 2021

National suck a dick day

April 19th being the day you someones dick to whom you feel comfortable with like a boyfriend or a best friend or even your side piece Becky

Did you here Becky done stuff on national suck a dick day

by Big up the tb April 18, 2020