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Gta IV table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV
Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!

Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch
by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023
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CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
by Rhyvver July 14, 2023
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bull cunt

a cross between bull shit and dog cunt... Used to describe something you have absolute hatred or annoyance for. Usually used when describing a thing or event.
'Seriously? That party was bull cunt!
by ygros July 19, 2023
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Crocodile Cunt

A female who fake cries (crocodile tears) every time she gets in trouble.
My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023
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Cunt

The definition of being too much of a hater against someone your own kind
by wings wings July 24, 2023
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cunt

The granddaddy of all swear words, in America we're weirdly offended by this word for some reason, whereas the Brits and Aussies know that it's no more offensive than any other vulgar word. Some people say it's inherently a slur against women, which is just silly, it CAN be a slur against women if you're a misogynist shitbird who just uses it that way, otherwise it's just another swear word and we Americans need to get over it.
Literally it's a perfectly good slang word for the female genitals, figuratively it refers to a person (of any gender) who is SO unpleasant and awful, that lesser swear words just won't do, and thus it serves a legitimate linguistic need and we should all stop being such cunts about the word cunt.
In Scotland they practically greet each other by calling each other cunts, why are we so uptight about the word cunt in this stupid cunt-ry?
by q359 July 25, 2023
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cunt

advice by taemin, specifically the studio choom performance of advice
Floppy
슬쩍 눈을 감아
굳이 귀를 막아
대지 않아 oh 난
No, no, you're confused
너만 아는 love ya
나를 위한 voi-voice
쏟아내는 loser oh”

That was so cunt
by illegirl_yuh July 27, 2023
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