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Get the Hot MILFS in your area mug.A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.
by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004
Get the hot cocoa sampler box mug.a Italian female guido from the state New Jersey street black hair usually extensions, sexy ass outfits, fake tan, horrible accent, usually obsessed with Philadelphia sports yet they can't tell you the quarterbacks name of the eagles. Freak in the sheets drink slut at the bar, hangs with you until your bank account says 0, then they move on
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by joey77wvu January 29, 2009
Get the New Jersey Hot mug.A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.
Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"
"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"
"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
Get the hot pocket side dish mug.When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019
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Rob: I don't wanna do you from behind any more, John.
John: Oh ok, lets do hot cross buns instead.
Rob: Sweet.
John: Oh ok, lets do hot cross buns instead.
Rob: Sweet.
by Rylegh December 10, 2009
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