When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.
Mark: whats up
Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday
Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you
Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)
Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday
Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you
Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)
by mbs805 October 26, 2010
Get the one-text bitchmug. A horrid video back in 2013 where two girls( who were lesbian) first started kissing, but the video became disturbing when they peed and pooped into one cup and drank it and spit it back into each others mouth, hence the name "Two girls one cup"
by Syfxn July 2, 2021
Get the Two girls one cupmug. the biggest boy band on the planet, consisting on Harry ( HAZZA THE FLIRT ) Styles, Louis ( TOMMO THE TEASE ) Tomlinson, Niall ( IRISH PRINCESS ) Horan, Liam (PAYNO) Payne and Zayn ( DJ MALIK ) Malik. they are also known for having one of the craziest fanbase ever recorded, trust me they are better than the FBI
RANDOM NOBODY : Yeah I was listening to this One Direction song the other day and i loved it!
DIRECTIONER : oh really? so you wanna be a directioner? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS KEVIN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM? WHO IS THE CUTEST MEMBER? DO YOU EAT YOUR CARROTS?? *shakes frightened person* ANSWER ME!!!
DIRECTIONER : oh really? so you wanna be a directioner? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS KEVIN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM? WHO IS THE CUTEST MEMBER? DO YOU EAT YOUR CARROTS?? *shakes frightened person* ANSWER ME!!!
by JenniferTomlinson September 30, 2022
Get the One Directionmug. The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.
Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.
by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023
Get the One-sided Zero-cost Acquisitionmug. Someone who thinks they are better than the best. Like gods gift for women but they think they are better than that. Dom one
by Unknown7474337899326 November 3, 2023
Get the dom onemug. by ElzearYoung July 9, 2025
Get the one-Starbucks townmug. One-sided coin fallacy occurs when a person only looks at one side of things, hence ¨one-sided coin fallacy¨. It occurs when someone argues that an action can exist while being completely oblivious that said action must have an opposite reaction.
Person A: Why are governments so stupid man? They can just raise the minimum wage to get rid of poverty.
Person B: Lol, that´s a one-sided coin fallacy. You can´t only look at the minimum wage going up, you also need to realize that companies paying more on wages will just make all their products more expensive.
Person B: Lol, that´s a one-sided coin fallacy. You can´t only look at the minimum wage going up, you also need to realize that companies paying more on wages will just make all their products more expensive.
by @Junes December 4, 2022
Get the One-sided coin fallacymug.