A phrase used to say that you are going to make a large purchase or spend a lot of money, commonly used to say you’re doing your holiday shopping.
MOM: have you gotten your dad a Christmas present yet?
YOU: no, I still need to go to Macy’s. I haven’t gotten anyone’s present yet.
Or
YOU: this is an expensive store; I guess I’m really going to Macy’s today.
YOU: no, I still need to go to Macy’s. I haven’t gotten anyone’s present yet.
Or
YOU: this is an expensive store; I guess I’m really going to Macy’s today.
by ferret712739 December 24, 2023

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021

Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024

The Grinch: If I can't find anything nice to wear I am not going...... Oooh.... Ahh....Mhhh.... that's it I'm not going
by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response
you just pissed her tf off
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response
you just pissed her tf off
by the silent breather June 30, 2023

by niggerfaggor October 15, 2017
