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your a snake

if someone tell the police a crime you done you say to them your a snake
by uknown hustler November 15, 2013
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Your Face

The ultimate comeback est. by Alex S. and by no means can be used by Alex C.
Person 1"Your Face"
Person 2"Your mom"
Person 1"your mom's face"
by Alex Seminario December 14, 2008
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your mom

i saw your mom at a farm
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
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Your Mom

your mom.
by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020
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your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011
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Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing
Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"
by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016
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Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
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