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your a snake

if someone tell the police a crime you done you say to them your a snake
by uknown hustler November 15, 2013
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your reward

male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.
When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."
by Sam Theman May 20, 2009
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your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011
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Your face

A versatile tool originally invented for use as a comeback.
moody so and so: What's that on your face??? It's soooooo gross!
TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
TheGuy5:Don't forget to clean your face! *ha ha ha*
by TheGuy5 December 29, 2014
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Your mom

by llamacorn303 November 28, 2016
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by your leave

Prepositional phrase:

1.) Spoken to someone to politely ask their permission.
James: What a pleasant conversation, Jesse. I'll hope to see you again next week! Well, by your leave...

Jesse: But of course!

(James exits)
by GMWilkie October 14, 2018
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your mum

a word used to amuse yourself and make others angry
Q. yo ghee what are you doing
A. your mum

Q. who are you texting

A. your mum
A. she is teaching me maori

A.oi my maori teachers hot as ahha
by your' mum June 16, 2018
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