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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018
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The man that knows the truth. He discovered it in 1910 with his mate Josh Hutcherson. They were out exploring the lakes of Scotland when suddenly a young fish named Koi tried to tell them lies. But they knew his tricks so they weren't fooled! After beating his game they retrieved the truth and brought it back to the world.

Lucky for us, the whistle can be heard by all. Thank-you Marcus and Josh Hutcherson. You are heroes.
Josh Hutcherson: .....
Marcus: Ok buddy.
by JohnSmithChristmas2023 December 24, 2023
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Marcus is the kinda guy who goes to strip club orders chicken fingers and get 4 dances but have money for 1.
I’m a go Marcus in that strip club!!
by Definitely Not Idris November 23, 2021
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Marcus is the type of person who you never forget about, he makes you feel so different from everyone else in a good way . He is the type to always help and understand you when you are sad but he would never tell you his real feelings himself, Marcus doesn’t care about anything you think is working with you he will love you no matter what. He often has trust issues and always wants reassurance from someone , he always wants to be around friends and have the most fun possible. Marcus would never let you down unless he had to remember something, he doesn’t know how to express emotions and doesn’t open up very easily. If he says ‘doesn’t matter’ it’s means the same ‘as i don’t want to talk about it.’ Marcus tries to make everyone smile and has the sweetest laugh/smile you will ever see, he will help with everything and always make sure you are okay. He’s everything you would want in a person , everything and more.
“hey, bro who’s that over there??” “yea that’sMarcus ” you would say smiling
by lolllollipop November 22, 2021
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Marcus effect

A feminine man who likes to be done up the rear by his female partner with a Dildo
He loves the Marcus effect to much
by Marhugg July 6, 2019
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Marcus is a loving kind boy :)))))) xxxxx oooo and he has a masive bbc that you can smell from a mile away. He's the absolute definition of a sigma male in every single possible way. He's the best cocksucker ever and has several world records on pornhub.
Look at the big ass marcus dick over there.
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