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Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009
Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick
by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022
mugGet the Bald Randymug.

Randy

The patron saint of brides-to-be. The bridal consultant at Kleinfelds that they bring in when a bride is having doubts
Call in Randy! We have a bridal crisis in aisle five
by veronicalodge November 10, 2019
mugGet the Randymug.

Randy

Man 1: Randy Orton slippering
Man 2: Watch out watch out
Man 1: RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
by LeHaegne February 26, 2018
mugGet the Randymug.

Randy-ing

1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) competes in the 2016 Vape and Beer Pong Olympics

3) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse... He was a convicted bro rapist
4) Goes out of way to make your friends pay you for things.

5) goes out of way to save yourself even the slightest bit of money
John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited 3 close guy friends over, got them lit off natty light, and then once they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and took their money. Then when the friends woke up in the morning, John forced them to clean up the basement before they left, and pay for the beer and food they ate.
by Randy-ing June 27, 2016
mugGet the Randy-ingmug.

Randy Red

The color of lust and sexual thoughts described by slash supporters bent on making a statement regarding their addiction to Brian and Justin from the showtime series, Queer As Folk.
Jennifer engaged herself in some randy red the night she met Brian.

There's nothing like a randy red move to turn you on.

If she didn't learn the randy red, she'd never try the brian blue on a green gale evening.
by Beautiful Brian May 6, 2010
mugGet the Randy Redmug.

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
mugGet the Randy's wifemug.

Randy Thorne

Persons that never make time to go fishing. Simple minded person that can’t get their priorities straight
My friend is being such a Randy Thorne , I’m always stuck going by myself.
by Willard childres November 8, 2017
mugGet the Randy Thornemug.

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