When you hear jack black say “chicken jockey” and you point a gun at the employees head to force them to get naked so you can “ride” them (if you know what I mean) and while your raping the employee you have a friend that we will nickname “the player” strip naked and thrust his pelvis while running at you to try and knock you off the employee so he can have a chance to get on them like the game king of the hill.
Jack Black: Chicken Jockey!!
You to the employee: bend over and take off yo shit before I Swiss cheese you nigga
Your friend: we playing chicken jockey?
You to the employee: bend over and take off yo shit before I Swiss cheese you nigga
Your friend: we playing chicken jockey?
by Westernbaconchee April 9, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. by Sausage sucker January 17, 2025
Get the sausage jockeymug. 
guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse
Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey
Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey
by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 2, 2014
Get the alien jockeymug. A sex move where the shorter person (zombie) rides the bigger person (chicken) whilst the chicken crawls around.
by AleczanderRichterian April 17, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. Some one who likes to ride cock. Usually gurls but gay faggots can too, such as that weird guy who sits in the cubicle next to you.
Person 1: Wow, have you seen Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah i know right, she is such a cock jockey
Person 1: Yeah she is a slut
Person 2: Yeah i know right, she is such a cock jockey
Person 1: Yeah she is a slut
by Bhudda Bhudda April 24, 2018
Get the Cock Jockeymug. This shit has ruined my life I genuinely want to jump into lava but since I'm 5% chicken I'll be called lava chicken please end my fucking life
I'm FUCKING sick of "Chicken jockey" all I hear when I walk outside is "when she chickens on my jockey" I genuinely want to LAVA bucket release all over myself to out me out of my misery please end me
by TheGoofiestGoober April 18, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug.