Dock head

A term of endearment and a way of blagging it if your predictive text has spelt dick head wrong

Morning dock head

by Towertom781 March 28, 2021

popping a dock

(v) being or acting like a JACK ass or dick\cock, trying to be funny when you are not

That kid Shreeve is so annoying, he's just popping a dock.

by JAY L33 March 17, 2016

Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 January 31, 2012

Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it

That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams

by Criptix June 01, 2021

Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

Kiss the dock

When something that people really want to buy finally shows up in the warehouse and then ships out immediately.

That Mugneret-Gibourg barely had chance to kiss the dock, and you don't have an allocation.

by potableH20 October 03, 2019

Pocket Docking

Pocket docking is the act similar to docking in a sexual context.

The “Pocket” variation is when one of the persons involved in the docking has transitioned from male to female. As they once had a penis and now have a vagina, creating a “pocket” (crude term for vagina).

Ben and John wanted to try Pocket Docking after the success of Ben’s transition surgery.

by Tonnesofanarchy388 April 13, 2024