Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025

Drag racing

When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.

“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”

by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019

drag queen

A man, who dresses up in women’s clothing and makeup, typically in an exaggerated fashion and for public performance.

Drag queen.

by Televizyr November 18, 2024

drag doll

A rag doll that is in drag.

Look at my drag doll's makeup!

by BabieDykee January 16, 2021

Dragged it

To overdo or over exaggerate something.

Think of a drag queen and how they have an over-done female appearance.

“Damn, that’s the ugliest girl I seen in my life.”

“Bro you dragged it she not that bad.”

by d1ondr3 October 4, 2020

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Amy is such a knuckle dragging swamp cunt.

by AnastasiaDC4L August 28, 2023

Dragged

To fight a bitch And walk that hoe by the hair , shirt , necklace (etc)

I dragged that hoe

by I’m the don hoe September 25, 2022