Jock Polmer

A little British boy with a British accent who drinks very British tea while eating British biscuits like a British man.

Why is he eating like that?

Like what? Like a Jock Polmer?

by Not a JackousTheGreat 2.0 January 24, 2019

jock swagger

A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.

I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.

by ghcalico August 22, 2019

Jock

A really gay vsco girl and always say and I ooop and skksks he's really annoying no one likes him he is friends with not one and overall just a weirdo. Oh yeh his only friend is a dude called vithushan. He also has autism and constantly has spazzes at everyone when they say something. He likes youtubers with 8 subscribers but was dumped due to his mum.

Oh there's jock that weirdo lets move away, I heard he's a vsco girl.

by poffreow September 2, 2019

Jock

An arrogant asshat who thinks they are literally jesus. they call things they dont understand gay, and if you insult them they'll give you a dumbass response.

A normal person: HEY DICKHEAD!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH

another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!

by GnomeBoySP December 14, 2017

Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.

Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet

by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021

jocke

A ginger guy that once where emo but stoped cutting him self and starten smoking weed litening to yung lean and got black dreads. And starten fuking hoes but one hoe took all his money and left. And now he is a broke ass nigga on the Streets of sweden.

-hi

-hi ,dude you look like jocke

-yee ,dude I am like jocke

-oh shit boy , back the fuck upp nigga

by Jhon Harman December 11, 2016

Stupid Oxford Jock

A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”

Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.

by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022