by Average Urabn Dictionary Idiot July 19, 2006
A Nubian powerhouse who fought cancer and beat it so bad, he has pitied it ever since. Mr. T is a former boxer, wrestler, bouncer and current actor who's regular arm-wrestling matches with Chuck Norris and Till Lindemann have been responsible for both the recent Japanese Earthquakes near Fukusima and the Somalia drought respectively. Mr. T is one of the most powerful and compassionate men in history, both crushing and pitying his aversaries with equal measure. He is also humble, allowing Sylvester Stallone to put hands on him briefly to facilitate the filming of Rocky III. Do not, however, think of him as soft... Throughout the filming of The A-Team, he flat out refused to tolerate mental illness in Murdoch, considering it a weakness, stating throughout the series that he unequivocately "pitties the foo'". Mr. T is also a true humanitarian who gave nearly all his gold necklaces (Enough to smother an Egyptian Pharoah 3-times over) away after helping with the Hurricane Katrina cleanup effort. In short - A Total Fucking Legend.
In the time you took to read this, Mr. T built a tank out of two milk cartons, three lawn-darts, a tube of lubricant and a beat-up old 80's van. He then drove said tank through the reinforced doors of a burning barn in South America and managed to topple a paramilitary dictator without actually killing anyone. The fuck have YOU done today?
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by Nate--O April 16, 2010
The leader of the notorious Mac Crew. Legend among legends, he is widely talked about but rarely located. Among his repuation as one of the best underground rappers along side other famous rappers, he is a force to be feared.
The members of the Mac Crew are loyal to extreme measures. Small subects of the Mac Crew can be located all over North America, but the original head crew has unkown whereabouts (adding to the myth of the Mac Crew).
Mr. Mac's right-hand man (also a well established rapper) is none other than Mac Daddy. Other high ranking members of the Mac Crew are Lil Mac, Mac 10, Mackin High, Doggy Mac, and Big Mac.
Ruthless and always dominant to rivals and protective brothers to his allies. Mr. Mac is the kingpin of his domain.
The members of the Mac Crew are loyal to extreme measures. Small subects of the Mac Crew can be located all over North America, but the original head crew has unkown whereabouts (adding to the myth of the Mac Crew).
Mr. Mac's right-hand man (also a well established rapper) is none other than Mac Daddy. Other high ranking members of the Mac Crew are Lil Mac, Mac 10, Mackin High, Doggy Mac, and Big Mac.
Ruthless and always dominant to rivals and protective brothers to his allies. Mr. Mac is the kingpin of his domain.
by D-loc Wiliams January 03, 2006
Mr. 305 other wise known as Pitbull. He uses this name to mean Mr. Miami because 305 is Miami's area-code.
Ha, Ha
It's Mr. 305 checkin' in for the remix
(I know you want me: by pitbull
I'm going to Mr. 305's concert. I love his song Hotel Room Service!!!
It's Mr. 305 checkin' in for the remix
(I know you want me: by pitbull
I'm going to Mr. 305's concert. I love his song Hotel Room Service!!!
by bbya June 29, 2010
Mr. MacPhisto is one of Bono's (the lead singer of U2) alter-egos.
MachPhisto, portrayed at the Devil, is a washed up rock star, trying to give himself a dignified end in Vegas.
He is The Fly, after the evil of The Fly (his megalomania, self obsession, lust for power) has turned into a want of money and legacy.
Why Bono chose to become this character is confusing at best, but Mr. Machphisto did not continue after the end of the Zooropa tour.
MachPhisto, portrayed at the Devil, is a washed up rock star, trying to give himself a dignified end in Vegas.
He is The Fly, after the evil of The Fly (his megalomania, self obsession, lust for power) has turned into a want of money and legacy.
Why Bono chose to become this character is confusing at best, but Mr. Machphisto did not continue after the end of the Zooropa tour.
by Conan Reich August 15, 2005