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Jonathan

Call me one word he’s a fucking pussy eat pussy for Brett breakfast
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by Jonathan pussy head August 10, 2020
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Jonathan is a nice very intelligent man who has a huge crush on Layla
"Jonathan"
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A person who would really appreciate if everyone stopped posting what their name means.
Oh wow look, Jonathan is really over our shit
by Correa123fuckoff November 24, 2021
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He is sooooo sexy he will take your bitch Jonathan Is 6’3 and he play sports also he have a big dick ladies get u a Jonathan
Jonathan is a sexy ass man
by Golden Girl-___- March 23, 2021
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Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.
Jonathan is goofy
by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023
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A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
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