A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the definition of spit roast and is the typical cat that loves a good squish. His past has been obscure, but many believe that he originated from the basement of poppy Jacobson

Sungjoo filled the inside of Jeremy with his finger making Jeremy feel something new but welcome.

by Pop.jake_ June 19, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.

Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?

Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame

Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*

by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021

Jeremy

A seagull that is fat and eats McDonald’s

“Look at that seagull eating an Oreo McFlurry, what a Jeremy”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025

Jeremy

Someone who always has a huge playful smile on his face and brings fun and laughter with him wherever he goes. He's constantly chasing new adventures and always has a story to tell. While he is notorious for showing up late to everything and being chronically disorganized, it's all part of his personable charm. He doesn't let the opinions of others get to him and is always comfortable being himself. Though he's fun to tease, he's also filled with clever ideas and thoughtful insights that make him truly interesting to talk to. At the core, he's a dreamer with high ambitions and a big heart.

Person A: Jeremy is truly one of a kind.
Person B: Yeah, he's the GOAT!

by PrintWorkingDirectory November 17, 2024

Jeremy

A very loving guy. You can trust him with your heart. A Jeremy will always get you to laugh. Any person is lucky to know him. Most likely good with communicating and sympathy. He knows how to listen to you, and respond with care. Possibly one of the most sexiest men out there.

"Jeremy is so loving, I think he is my soulmate!"
"Just talk to Jeremy already!"

by StAegAzEr7 April 12, 2021

Jeremy

Enjoys fragrances, and power. He craves world domination, but not more than he craves fragrance.

Jeremy: Wow, I want to collect a myriad of fragrances and also conquer the human race.

by (BIGNUTS) November 21, 2022