Dirty Burger

When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.

'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.'
' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Chili Burger

When you take a shit on your lady's ass then procede to fuck her in the corn hole.

That bitch said something to make me mad so gave her a chili burger.

by BUKN8KD March 29, 2005

vagina burger

a soon to be released sandwich at burgerking, made with only the best beef from the rear of the female cow. Created after the great success with the cockmeat sandwich. my be ordered as the clit combo.

customer: "I'll take a sweet tea and a vagina burger please."
Drive thru attendant: " Oh im sorry those have not yet been released at this resteraunt."
customer: " No!! I've been craving some vagina all day! Oh well i guess i could still get some from your mom."

by mr corndog December 9, 2008

arse burger

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)

(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude

by Shitballs July 8, 2004

Boobie Burger

A burger made from a squished breast. Preferably a large B or C cup. Sometimes done as an act of play. Or to see how much of the breast you can fit in your mouth.

Method:

Step 1: Place two hands on either side of a single breast.

Step 2: Bite down in the middle.

Statement - "Last night, I made myself a boobie burger."
Reply - "Yea, bitches love that shit"

Disclaimer: Bitches, do not ACTUALLY love this shit. Attempt at own risk.

by Dirty Dave Sanchez November 14, 2006

colonel's burger

(adjective)

To be extremely excited/interested at/in something. So much so that one's face cannot hide a happy, joyous or excited expression.

Person A: "What's that you've got?"
Person B: "A new DVD player."
Person A: "Hey?! Let me see it!"
Person B: "Ahah! He's all colonel's burger at it hey?!"

by Cabji September 27, 2003

Cheeky Burger

someone who is super annoying, but also be looking like a snacc

Dude, I hate my sister
Yeah, she's such a cheeky burger.

by okBubbyRetard January 22, 2020