Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by December 19, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

French Southern and Antarctic Lands

French Lands in the Southern and Antartic

Person: Where is French Southern and Antarctic Lands?
Other person: Southern and Antartic

by blockheadguy March 28, 2022

southern exposure

Mooning someone.

If you wanna see plenty of southern exposure, go check out da "clothing optional" beach in Corpus Christi.

by QuacksO April 04, 2019

Southern Babymaker

An alcoholic drink consisting of peach vodka and mountain dew

You: What are you drinking?
Me: it's called a "Southern Babymaker"

by Steelroses7 September 23, 2016

Southern Afro

A large bush in the pubic region of the body.

Sheda needs to go and get waxed, her Southern Afro is huge.

by Rattakus August 06, 2010

Southern Drizzle

A pointless amount of sauce or condiments, essentially nothing to see.

"Have you seen how little gravy Lee put on his Sunday dinner?"

"I know, what a pathetic Southern Drizzle"

by BigSmack October 22, 2023