Karen

A mythological South American woman who has both the power to simultaneously heal you and roast you beyond belief. She also tell tends to speak her mind and does not fuck around when it comes to good quality films and games. She derives her strength from Curry dishes. It is to rumored that she is fluent in 15 languages, including sarcasm. The only thing that exceeds her wit is her compassion for all living things. If you meet a Karen, you will never feel more welcomed and graciously accepted. She can be summoned with K-pop and the name of another interdimensional being, 'Reuben' as they are often seen communicating with each other at all times.

Hey, Karen.

by Count_Backwerdz August 7, 2019

Karen

Karen a middle age women who takes the kids the house and the dog she will call the manager on anyone and she is probably racist.

Person 1: Hey why aren't your kids with you.
Person 2: Karen and i got divorce and she took the kids.

by Karentookthekids12 May 4, 2019

Karen

Usually middle aged woman, Known for either demanding the kids in a divorce or to have a parley with the CEO

There is seldom a Karen that isnt a fucking bitch but hey, there are plenny nice women

please let me see them its been a decade

My bitch wife Karen took the fucking kids, the whore

by Egg-Bongwater March 8, 2019

Karen

A person who is annoying as hell.. she is very jobless and she thinks she is a doll when she looks like a witch

You are a karen

by Karens friend January 26, 2019

Karen

Another term for those crazy white "soccer moms"

Dude, this Karen came up to me at the skatepark and called the cops on me for "going to fast" and almost hitting her kid riding a scooter.

by mcweedius June 2, 2020

Karen

Someone who usually needs to shut up

Shut up Karen

by NoobMaster69765 June 27, 2019

Karen

An angry bitch who gets pissed at anyone faster than her

Kevin: Hey guys, here’s the names.
Caleb: Wow, way to be lazy and fast.
Kevin: Calm down man, no need to be such a Karen

by CrimsonBoomer34 February 20, 2019