by Courtney Sweeny February 4, 2019
Get the Fake-vegan mug.A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
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I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!
I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!
by Urmotherfigure June 2, 2018
Get the Half vegan mug.A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.
"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."
by Ali Sea June 8, 2018
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by LilyCollin'sTwin June 11, 2018
Get the Veganizer mug.Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts
My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals
by CAMRA man July 12, 2019
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