Half vegan

When you eat half a salad and a half hamburger

So do you like meat Ashley?
I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!

by Urmotherfigure May 04, 2018

vegan zaza soy pie

Vegan zaza soy pie is a dumb phrase that has been a meme on both instagram and twitter, and no one knows what it means or at least won’t describe it.

Note: Zaza means weed, so it may be referencing an edible

Examples:

“The lonely vegan bakes soy zaza pie at night” @PunkRevNow via twitter

“Elizabeth ate the vegan zaza soy pie and fucking died” @hamburglar45 via twitter

by yellowaurabee September 15, 2022

vegan zaza soy pie

an absolute delicacy of the modern age. a wholesome and epic treat for the whole family. consuming it will make your reddit karma increase tenfold and give you lots of big brain knowledge of science and atheism. like a frickin boss in a bottle of sauce!

one vegan zaza soy pie coming right up! have an epic day, my fellow male feminists!

vegan zaza soy pie is so punk and epic my dude. i frickin love science

biden spotted eating vegan zaza soy pie. biden is punk confirmed!!!!

🎵 day and night, the lonely vegan seems to bake soy zaza pie at night 🎵

🎵 we go through too much shit to eat vegan zaza soy pie 🎵

by gatheringstorm June 21, 2023

Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.

Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.

by sliimriicky June 01, 2022

Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

stockholm vegan

A stockholm vegan is someone claiming to be vegan but still consumes lacto ovo products. In its broader sense it can also mean a Person fully capable of digesting lactose and gluten but rejects it due to the fashion statement

-Dude did you just put milk in your tea? i didn't know you were a stockholm vegan!! your such a poser!

by mitotim March 03, 2018

Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019