hottest man alive and holds world record for longest toy ;) 8----------------------------------------------------------------------------
lane is hot af
by Deezz_Nutz May 17, 2022
Get the Lanemug. The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.
Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”
Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
by Nofunwhentherabbithasthegun👈🏼 July 10, 2023
Get the Relapse Lanemug. by AleczanderRichterian March 27, 2023
Get the 3rd lanemug. by Zlatana.dt..is..my..ig.. November 23, 2017
Get the ethans lanemug. by loopssjahiiol August 21, 2023
Get the Get in the left lanemug. When you startle your partner during sex by introducing a freezing hand onto his/her body and they attempt to get away from you due to the freezing cold. Prepare by leaving one arm/hand outside the covers while you set the mood. Allowing it to get cold with the chilly air conditioner or fan blowing on it. Lying on your side, you enter your partner from behind doggy style. This is a relaxing beginning to set the tone of the upcoming event. When you’re ready to introduce her to the “Ghost of Lane Frost” or either of you is about to finish, you bring your freezing cold hand that has been out in the cold air, back under the covers and quickly place it on the small of her back! Now watch her buck like a world class bull because of the freezing cold hand! Try to keep your hand in place for at least 8 seconds as she tries to buck you off! If you manage to finish her also during this time, award yourself with the gold buckle in the bedroom. You’ve now introduced her to the “Ghost of Lane Frost”. Happy Bucking!
“She wasn’t ready for it, but I introduced her to the Ghost of Lane Frost! It was the best 8 seconds of my life.”
“If you finish her with the Ghost of Lane Frost, you get the Gold buckle!”
“If you manage to last more than 8 seconds, go for another 8 second round, you’re riding for Lane now!”
“If you finish her with the Ghost of Lane Frost, you get the Gold buckle!”
“If you manage to last more than 8 seconds, go for another 8 second round, you’re riding for Lane now!”
by Peter Panning80 April 4, 2025
Get the Ghost of Lane Frostmug. by Hunting 69 November 29, 2020
Get the Shickle lanemug.