Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

Grandma

The poopests of poops

I have I had grandma in diaper

by Colman 54 January 26, 2020

That's what grandma said

Similar to the phrase that's what she said except that it refers to an old grandma in an sexual comment.

Betty: I like being on top the most.

Shaun: That's what grandma said!

by Axel Grimm July 3, 2011

grandma fuji

soft and/or wrinkled ass

Man she's got such a grandma fuji

by grandma fuji May 10, 2016

Grandma Bonnie

The dopest G-mother of them all. She will shoot hoops with you in the drive, bake you a pumpkin pie or knit you an afghan to keep you warm at night. You can always count on Grandma Bonnie. When she’s shooting hoops be sure to call her LeBronnie. While eating Mexican it’s got to be Bonito Burrito. Stay solid with your Grandma Bonnie, she can’t be replaced. Bomac2002 foreva!!!

Happy Mother’s Day Grandma Bonnie, you da bomb!!

by KellyKellyCle May 8, 2022

technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Grandma Rose

A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.

Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!

by BabyRuthie January 15, 2019