taylor swift

the most incredible and hot woman on the planet, without question

i would spend the rest of my life being with taylor swift

by no1swiftie January 30, 2022

Swift

· When you look like you've just left the mall.
· Having on a outfit that eveybody likes.

·New Shirt, New pants, New shoes. New hairdo.

Originated in Florida.

"D*mn bruh you swift as f*ck (today/tonight)"

"Look at (him/her), (she/he) swift."

by YooNation October 29, 2015

taylor swift

the mf music industry who works overtime and literally deserves the whole world

please stream red tv she honestly deserves it

my friend: who are you listening to?
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock

by dutchswiftie13cringe November 22, 2021

Taylor Swift

An exceptionally toothy blowjob

John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.

by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

joey swift

A sexy bastard with a 4.3 inch penis that wants to destroy Kats bean

"Ima get Joey swift vext asf so he smashes me in"

by Dino boy 1 April 2, 2017

elias swift

The most legendary user on stan twitter. Everyone wishes to have an ounce of his impact. He stans Taylor, Ariana, BTS, and Adele! The most tasteful user EVER! He's so kind and thoughtful...he never makes fun of anyone and he's so unproblemtic! His mutuals need to take notes.

Person 1: have u heard of Elias Swift?
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-

by user9611 February 17, 2019

Taylor Swift

the most annoying popstar in history. She is everywhere and there's escape from boring blonde you can't even go five minutes without hearing her name or song on Tv or radio you even can't go to the toilet without hearing her name

FFS Taylor Swift C'mon she's bloody everywhere

by big ginger 88 August 6, 2024