stoned poet

Actually a poet must be rather stoned to make this kind of crap
Yes, to be stoned or not be stoned that is the question,
whathever it isnobler to role a joint,
and by lighting,
end him.
Yes indeed, stonedness is the WAY, for me
its been a friend, an allay, a comfort,
So yes Being a Stoned Poet is being the Ganja,

I am the Whacky Tabacci,
I am Marry Jane

I am STONED POET!

by LT. Slayer February 11, 2004

Evan Stone

Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.

:Dude with a 1 inch pointy penis:

That guy has such a 1 inch Evan Stoner

by TheRealPornDeal January 6, 2011

Rosetta-stoned

Feeling that you "really know" a language; often caused by excessive, regular use of the Rosetta Stone Software. Common side effects include: strong sense of euphoria; spinal problems due to nose constantly in air; severe lingual confusion; and loss/gain of friends (outcome may depend on social class).

My friends and I like to get Rosetta-stoned on the weekends; usually in my parents' basement. They always leave feeling a little hazy-- it's never fun to have to speak your native tongue after THAT.

by NovaStar December 20, 2008

matt stone

the other half of the creative body known as matt and trey. in case you're wondering, the other half is trey parker. anyway, they have created south park and, as of now, are hours away from the debut of season 10. they also made the short lived 'thats my bush', a spoof on george w bush. i say shortlived because it ended in the blink of an eye due to high production costs. they also made cannibal the musical, orgazmo, south park: bigger longer and uncut and team america: world police. i happen to be a HUGE HUGE HUGE matt and trey fan. in my opinion, orgazmo is the best film they have done AS OF YET, with south park a close second.

hey, i heard south park season 10 is starting march 22nd 2006. is it true?
you bet it is. GO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER!!!

by joemattandtrey April 6, 2006

Joss Stone

The most amazing live act in the entire world!

Me: OMG I SAW JOSS STONE IN CONCERT, AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED, AND I TOUCHED HER ARM!

by Martha90 August 31, 2005

Joss Stone

Absolutely toooo cool. Not to mention the best hippie since Janis Joplin and the most down to earth person since Ghandi. Oh and she is the white Aretha Franklin.... not to mention she's only 17. Rock on

Joss Stone is the daughter of soul

by goldfish March 4, 2005

joss stone

piece of shit soul singer. doesn't know anything and makes very gay music.

u hear that joss stone joint?
ya its a piece of shit

by Emilio Rebenga April 18, 2005